And all that jazz!

I don’t have a phone, but you could have sent an electronic letter. It’s called an email.

Burshies

the bare-throated bellbird is so loud that it can cause permanent damage to human hearing at close range!

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I have provided an updated funnypic to more accurately reflect the reality of the bird.

Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.

My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang

Me: ksst!

My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she’s been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!

Me: ok