Feed the piranhas

There’s a lot to be excited about in the future. New pop music from artists that haven’t been born yet. So much coffee and tea to drink. New neighborhoods to wander through to look at the houses. Fads and trends that will come and go. Friends you haven’t met yet. Hobbies you’ll have someday that you haven’t heard of yet. Languages to study. People to hug. Sometimes I honestly can’t contain my excitement about it. Good lord, I love coffee. I love putting stuff in it. Brown sugar is awesome.

You spend your teenage years being confused and sad and then one day you realize that at some point along the line you grew up a bit. And you’ll never stop growing up. And you still don’t understand people’s obsession with cat girls but that’s okay. There’s so much diversity in humanity. Everything’s better now. Not perfect. It’ll never be perfect. But it’s better. And the future exists. And there’s so many beautiful morning cups of coffee in it.

I see we're learning about the flaming hot cheeto earthquake proof sarcophagus again

Plz tell me you took him home and have a new per gengar.

i'm not qualified to provide adequate enrichment for a trash gengar also I know for a fact he was recently hit in the face with a bag of dog poop

Update please I am begging you

I'm sorry WHAT

'lazy people don't feel guilty about not doing anything' is insane to me and I have been trying to make my brain believe it for a long time, it shocked me to my core when I first heard it

An important corollary to "if you were faking your mental illness, you could stop whenever you wanted."

I cannot stress this enough; PLEASE unmute :')