DO YOU SMELL SMOKE?

hyperfixating on a fictional woman who went underdeveloped in canon is literally FUN and the 80-90% of fandom people who only do the same for background character men have no idea of the degree to which they are fucking missing out

there is a line i wrote in the babybea fic that i DISTINCTLY REMEMBER writing as a reference to something lemony says in, probably, atwq. here's the thing. i can't find the fucking sentence in canon

actually i will comment. j and b sharing a smoke after, and their fingers keep tangling as they pass it back and forth. b speaks french, and thus remarks about an old saying, seemingly wistful in the morning fog. there’s a polite pause as b is allowed to take his swig of the cigarette, but a quick glance at j dissolves them both into a fit of laughter. when f finds them, they’re very much in the same way, still half dressed, and still half crying, gasping for air, their cigarette all but done.

not for the first time I am thinking about lemony, smoking outside the hotel denouement next to the taxi. lemony who smokes and doesn’t remember the exact sequence of events that led him to start, but knows he was young when he did, that he was addicted well before he was meant to have been allowed to buy them for himself. lemony who starts smoking only a couple of years after he remembered having some youthful idea that he would never be foolish enough to, and adults shouldn’t be encouraged to, until the world taught him that it wasn’t as simple as that and he changed his mind. lemony who once in his youth thought at least it gave him something of an air of mystery. but now it’s just another curse, one he doesn’t have the energy to try to break.

happy pride month to all the tragic queers of the vfd

"He wouldn't say that" has a beautiful cousin, and her name is "That's Not What This Story is About".

klaus baudelaire would love wordle. first thing in the morning.

so often I lose my mind thinking about jacques snicket saying "a day is coming soon when all of our enemies will be defeated" while knowing full well that there will always be fire starters but also really truly believing that if he does just one more noble act that maybe maybe that will be the one that brings about that day when all of their enemies have been defeated

Really fucking funny that mrs bass becomes a major criminal and this is just completely unrelated to vfd. She just becomes evil because of Nero's shitty pay

fun wedding game: you make all the wedding guests vote for which member of the couple they’d stay friends with after the divorce