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there are days where NO ❌️ video games are played and there are days where video games are played for 10 or maybe 14 hours straight

also, many women/people experience controlling behaviour and domestic violence from their partner for the first time during pregnancy. don’t risk thinking “he’s just stressed, it’ll get better when the baby comes” because it won’t. neither you and your child will ever be safe with that man. get out as early and safely as you can

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

just found out you can do more than one thing each day. i was just doing the one

okay but chess terminology is like. you pinned your opponent's hung knight and now you can mate? oh im sure

If a fantasy world has an ancient tree of wisdom, that means it must also have young trees that are dumb as shit. Just giving terrible advice like, "the evil wizard is kinda hot"'

my aunt is watching some generic daytime tv talkshow and the hosts are very cheerfully going "yknow this AI thing isnt actually as cool as i thought it was- i keep noticing the google overview getting facts wrong! isnt that weird?" and its very funny watching regular middle aged people finally catch on. we did it lads it took long enough.

sorry for the nervous breakdown everyone im actuallt fine because i have to be

seeing the mature content warning on a post just means i get to play the game of is this actually mature or is this just a woman

The scientology speedruns were already funny but I thought they were joking when they said they were mapping the building. I absolutely lost it when I saw the actual map.

love wearing all black in public i hope no large gaseous heat emitting orb in the sky comes along and makes my day worse