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There is nothing to say about Dr Pepper

Dr Pepper’s greatness needs no introduction

we legally cannot say anything about dr pepper.

doctor-patient confidentiality

he-man was right. whats going on

No one is supposed to enjoy February. You’re not even supposed to think about it. It’s a practice in stoicism. mind your own business and just let it pass. Lock your doors and windows. Speak in quiet tones

Do Not Look February In The Eye

February ends on Sunday. Rb for good luck in March

Speak softly and you may yet live to see it. 

You speak as if February had one eye, when it’s clearly the eldritch month, in possession of infinite eyes. 

It May Only Open One Eye At A Time

You fool, this is not the case on leap years. On February 29th, the beast may open all its eyes. Lock your doors and windows. God will forgive your absence.

“Lock your doors and windows. God will forgive your absence.” Is another quote to add onto the “raw quotes that came from memes.” List

Last Day This Post May Be Reblogged

I’m looking the beast in the eye and I refuse to blink.

i would call the police then papa john himself

This could save your life.

BOOST.

You know what the second I stopped saying “I wish I had a friend who-“ and started being “the friend who-“ my life has gotten 100% more fulfilling

When all this libfem bullshit is over I’m gonna look back and be forever haunted by the fact that libfems actually promoted prostitution to a generation of teenaged girls. They did that, they actually did that.

not only promoted - told them it was the ultimate way to claim ownership of their sexuality and liberate themselves of male objectification

Smiling widely

This cat had a whole face journey.

@wisegirlandseaweedbrainforever

no but seriously WHY are there so many train emojis what am i supposed to do with all these 🚋🚃🚞🚝🚄🚆🚂🚈🚅🚇🚉🚊