It’ll Get Better. Eventually...

when cats put their paw on you. reblog if you agree

The disappointment is Elmo's eyes is killing me

$20 this Sesame Street episode paves the way for a Rock Based Special Interest for many of the latest generation of viewers

incredible that cats exist at all given their biological imperative to get under your feet at the MOST dangerous moment for both of you

It’s Fourth of July Eve so make sure to leave some milk and cookies out for Captain America

I THOUGHT AFTER FOUR YEARS YOU PEOPLE WOULD LET THIS DIE AND YET AGAIN I OPEN THIS CURSED APP TO FIND MORE NOTES ON THIS POST

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are

I love seasonal fruits they're like girl we're back lol

you really do meet some of the loveliest people talking about blood and sex on the internet

When you meet Edward Elric he gives off the impression that he's the short-tempered hot-headed "violence is the answer to all life's questions" kind of protagonist, and it's in fact incredible character craft that he's actually the character who ends the series with a negative-3 kill count.

God's worst soldier Edward Elric. Showed up as the youngest member of the Amestrian army, took millions of dollars from them, never followed a single order, helped dismantle their fascist regime, left with a lower kill count than he arrived with, then fucked off to go be a house-husband. Character of all time.

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

Kick kick kick! <3