sad little cutie pie

sorry i cant talk rn im busy thinking about how i should have done everything differently

when you’re having a laugh with your dad but then you suddenly remember that he’s going to hell

she marxed down the stairs leninistly

u ever wake up from a dream like “damn i guess i’m not coping with THAT as well as i thought i was”

Double Income No Kids used to be seen as a kind of lavish lifestyle, now it’s like…a requirement to have any remote chance at financial stability

This post is getting notes again so I see we’re all handling the cost of living crisis well 🙃

If a fantasy world has an ancient tree of wisdom, that means it must also have young trees that are dumb as shit. Just giving terrible advice like, "the evil wizard is kinda hot"'

honestly given my parents whole [gestures vaguely] i am actually incredibly well adjusted

what doesn't kill you makes you stay on tumblr for 13 years and counting

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

i need all the help i can get for finals

sexually repressed people be like “i have an ancient evil stirring within me. no one can know” and its literally just craving intimacy

duuude is that a losing dog? *gets out my wallet*

Ever since I was a little girl I dreamed of everything being okay