LIBRA SCUM

I just wanna do cute things with you like crush the patriarchy, fight for gender equality and help to destroy racism

WTF Barbie you can’t use a cutting board for a bulletin board

BARBIE! you should know better than to leave a cheese grater on the edge of the fridge! someone could get hurt!

Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with a garden hose? Get it together, Barbie.

OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LEAVE THOSE DIRTY DISHES IN YOUR SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT TOGETHER BARBIE!

CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR! YOUR LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT!

Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of the fridge? You could get hurt!!1

Guys for the love of god how can you not notice the freaking rat next to the fridge?! WTF Barbie? Clean your house more often, would ya?

Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on their fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE TIMES!

I love how everyone pretends not to notice the toaster next to the sink. BARBIE! YOU COULD GET ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL!

theres a dead body

*uses lol and lmfao to make embarrassing and sad truths about myself seem like a joke*

Kinda just want to erase myself from everyone’s memories.

i’m junior

he’s so sweet. he was really trying to close the pizza box correctly. junior is a nice kid and i am his biggest fan.

me: [remembers some Really Cool People follow me] shit.. i’m acting like a Fool… [continues to act like a fool.]