I’m Tall To Somebody 🔫

So… Instead of informing said FB moms of what they’re actually posting, you just bitch to Tumblr because they don’t know everything you do? That’s super mature of you!

yeah lemme just go tell this woman I talked to twice when we were 17 that I recognized her harmless repost as my little pony porn that’ll brighten her day

This has been in my queue for four months.

we make a lot of jokes at the expense of furries on this site but let me be clear, if there were a couple of furries on the sonic design team we wouldn’t be in this mess

Bringing this back for the cats trailer

just one furry. just ONE FURRY could’ve prevented this monstrosity…

If I disagree with you, it does not mean that I hate you or that we can no longer be friends. It simply means that I disagree with you. No big deal.

you ever catch a glimpse of a cloud passing in front of a full moon and you’re suddenly a highwayman in an 18th century ghost story who just left a tavern on a chilly october night to ride horseback through the woods till you reach the next town over

i’m a grower not a show-er what do this mean u might ask? means my peepee dumb small when it’s soft but when i get hard my shit bigger than your feet anyway the upside to this? no one ever expects how big i get when i’m hard it’s like “dam i ain’t even notice u got a big ass dick boy” the downside? if i get pantsed in public i immediately have to start jacking off before i pull my pants back up in order to get hard if not everyone will think i’m packing chicken nugget when in reality im not vegan but i brought the cucumber with me

why is this formatted like a poem

Because it is one