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Are you guys mad at me

Male Hysteria is a condition where a prolonged lack of prostate stimulation causes the patient to behave eratic and promiscuous, often to the detriment of his own life and the lives of others. Unfortunately it has never been diagnosed even once because nobody cares about mens mental health

Happy Pride Month!

"I could fix him," and I could make him beg like a whore. What's your point?

as above ( hairy armpits) hairy pussy (so below)

Babe are you okay I saw you reblog Sigourney Weaver / production still from Ridley Scott’s Alien (1979)

The commentary by Ridley Scott he did for the Quadrilogy Boxset about this scene is hilarious. He said “She refused to pull up her panties and shave at all. We had to pay someone in 1979 something like 5 thousand dollars to air brush out all her minge hair on every single cell of film. It took weeks!”

pathetic. release the bush cut.

the phrase “i love men’s tits” lives in my head rent free unfortunately im a lesbian who is largely neutral about men’s tits so i rarely have cause to say it. i’m saying this hoping to inspire those of you who do love men’s tits to express that love

i hate when you go to someone's home and there's no obvious hand towel... cheers i'll just dry off on your cock and balls towel then. since you don't care.