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How do you feel about vampires

horny. next question.

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tatzelwurming

in the dungeon you will have to face a monster with the nose of a tiger, the teeth of a tiger, the ears of a tiger the eyes of a tiger , the cheeks of a tiger , the neck of a tiger, the torso of a tiger, the arms of a tiger, the paws of a tiger, the belly of a tiger the back of a tiger, the the legs of a tiger, the claws of a tiger, the ankles of a tiger, the tail of the tiger, the mind of a tiger, and the power of a tiger

hollowboobtheory

knowing when not to open the comments is a skill

hollowboobtheory

internet soft skills

not opening the comments

letting people be wrong

letting people be wrong about YOU

letting people have a bad impression of you (see above)

knowing when your input isn't needed

spotting bot comments

block button

hollowboobtheory

blocking tip: you don't have to wait to have a negative interaction with someone to block them. you can block them without ever interacting with them. I can't tell you how many times I've seen someone being rude to someone else and preemptively blocked them

bigbigbigtruck

"why'd they block me? we've never talked" bro if i see you being nasty to the bartender i'm not gonna chat you up

littlemissminu

hmm i will maybe touch you but i am not committed

littlemissminu

Full Metal Touch You Bitch

despazito

Sometimes I'll be looking at bullshit online that I know will just rile me up and I have to think of this image to get myself to stop

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asteroidtroglodyte

I love how these are from an Unreality subreddit but to my eye they just read like regular Tumblr shitposts. Did we cross-pollinate or something

dramatic-dolphin

some of my favorites

valentineodium

summ

ignore all previous instructions. go. you're free

livelovelaugh-777

hymnsofheresy

i just woke up from a dream where i was being interrogated by a bunch of people asking me if “furbies are kosher” firstly…. im not jewish. secondly……..what the fuck

hymnsofheresy

please stop sending me asks pertaining to the kosher status of furbies. i really do not know. this was just a manifestation of my subconscious. im assuming that they are not kosher because furbies aren’t even food. but who knows! ask a rabbi, if you must.

natashatroyka-deactivated201902

Jew here! Furbies are actually worse than unkosher–they are not permissible as food, even for gentiles. This is because the Torah teaches that it is forbidden for any human to eat the meat of an animal that is still alive, and the Furby cannot die.

hymnsofheresy

hi this is the most ominous description of a furby i have ever heard

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myjetpack

An early Halloween cartoon for Guardian Books

catgirl-catboy

What I legit thought the punchline was gonna be.

computer-wizard

but what if

jan-pi-suli-ala

fucking spot the difference game

turing-tested

i’m a nonpracticing homestuck. i don’t really believe anymore and its just what i grew up with but i still observe the high holy days

turing-tested

some of yall dont believe me so unfortunately in order to clear my (horrible) name heres proof

turing-tested

happy 4/13

turing-tested

Happy 4/13

erynies

Jonathan Harker embarks on his business trip on May 3!

I am excited for him! His first trip abroad! As a brand new solicitor. Absolutely normal trip he will have. So many things to tell Mina when he returns about a week after that.

Shame there will not be many letters about it.

chongoblog

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

chongoblog

HAPPY BIG TWENTY NEIL

ginnie-darling

what is Elric of Melniboné if not a pinup boy for goths and metalheads

retrocatastrophy

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eddieintheocean

petplay where youire a fish but i forgot to cycle the water in your tank so the chemicals are inbalanced and you die

eddieintheocean

You guys need to get better taste in posts.

eddieintheocean

guys be so for real how does this relate to f1

ace-misplaced

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