It me, ur pal

i bet it feels good as fuck to erupt from the soil as a skeleton warrior

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

No I genuinely don't think there's any better wording of the last part

Voting in favor of an online age verification bill should be a career-ending mistake. It should make politicians unelectable for the rest of their lives.

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

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this website is so weird

I love this so much

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Donkey heaven is the same as Ocnus hell it’s very efficient

Hehehehehe

Can I fucking help you?

my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her

What

What

ID: a large cardboard sign on a glass door outside. The sign says, “Do NOT Let The Duck In,” in all caps. Standing in front of the door below the sign is a duck. End ID.

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