toadsong

you could never make blazing saddles today. movies take a really long time to film and it's already 11am on the west coast. also most actors and film staff would probably like to spend christmas eve with their families.

not the twitter migrants putting "reblog heavy" in their bios on here... like yeah. that's what we do here

sci fi is when women in tank tops are covered in grease and sweat and are shouting at people and racing against time to save lives

cooing & stroking the neighbourhood cats but shaking my head the entire time so everyone knows i don’t ideologically agree with outdoor cats

You’re pretty chill about a corpse disappearing.

My guy, my dude, he’s been dead since 1851. He could be anywhere. He does what he wants.

What a way to learn you have a Vampire in the family.

id: a photo of a Southern Railway 4501 steam train. text over the image reads "girls don't boys. girls want a powerful steam engine and multiple driving wheels. end id

we should breed weevils to be as big as dogs and then they could be our beloved companions

trans men be like *watches star trek enterprise*