it's not my fault i wasn't made to be human

I used to be a human then i was godlike and perfect for a while and then I got tired and now im an beast. you know how it is

paws at you. whines at you. awouf

rrawrf

aw fuck *fastens seatbelt*

And in these next 50 years you will eat so many delicious meals, laugh so many times with so many people you love, shout and scream and sing and cry and smile so hard your face hurts. And you will see such beautiful sunsets and feel fresh cold air on your face and feel warm and safe wrapped up in your favourite winter coat.

I wrap this blessing around you like a shroud, so that no ill can find you, and every warmth is held close

i do feel somewhat ruined forever. but it’s okay we stay silly

I hope i'm your favorite losing dog to bet on