Unintentionally Confused

I explained the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to my 71 year old immigrant grandfather because I referenced it in passing and I thought nothing of it, until today when he said "I think I'll watch peaky blinders tonight and see my blorbo from my shows" referring, of course, to Cillian Murphy playing Tommy Shelby

English isn't his first language so he's not super in touch with modern slang, so I've been accidentally teaching him to talk like a tumblr user. His favorite thing to say lately is "me when I'm a little hater" when he's like talking shit about the neighbor's son

OP are you telling me we got the death of Gică Petrescu before we got gta6

people are always saying “they have should be at the club” about characters who would immediately have a panic attack if even put in the general vicinity of one

tumblr is also the funniest possible demographic for this to become a common phrase. least likely group of people to have ever stepped foot in a club

your cat was an honor to see in the window

when i was at walgreens (at 3 in the morning which explains all of this) the cashier was talking to her coworker about how shed rather be a werewolf than a vampire because vampires are condemned to hell but werewolves arent and then she asked me what i thought and i said vampire because im already condemned to hell and she said in the nicest tone of voice “i dont think anybody is condemned to hell….” paused, stared at me for a few moments, and added on “…not even gay people” 

Happy pride month to the filthiest most brutal read I’ve ever been given in my life

It is imperative that the customer remain unaware that employees drink water, it frightens and scares them to think of an employee as having human needs

Lancelot: Egad sire! Look at that. King Arthur: Hm, rare to see a VW Beetle this far north. Not impossible, mind.

I’ve seen you people thirst after men I wouldn’t even feed to my creature

Did he make fake walnuts out of real walnuts, or did I just misinterpret what I was seeing?

i just got summoned for yuri duty