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You just hate me because the patterns on my clothes move around like they do on chowder and yours don’t

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Mostly inane but I’m putting it under a spoiler tag anyways
I haven’t seen someone here mention that it’s technically a certified Growth(tm) moment for the System AI to have Carl spend a whole day (!) with his feet covered. Admittedly it was in a fursuit but that still counts!
(If I want to put the theory cap on it may be worth considering that Penelope is a means of controlling various NPCs/gods by giving them an obsession the AI can manipulate. Perhaps the AI realizes it is under a similar constraint with Carl(‘s feet).)
aw fuck, this isn't jimmy buffetts margaritaville
flirtatiously: you better cut it out, or I’ll coat you with a fine mist ;)
later, more sternly: hey. You better stop, or I won’t cover you with a fine mist.
I do sort of feel like posts are getting harder to glean meaning from these days.

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I’ve always found it a little odd that Carl, after picking the Primal species, didn’t need to do the ‘take a nap in the species changing bed’ thing (Donut did take a nap but for normal reasons I think). Yes there is no apparent physical changes to him, why may be reason enough, but what did change? Like what is actually different between Human Carl and Primal Carl?
To me I guess its mostly an instance of Carl having holes in the wall between himself and the code of the crawl itself. In a way everyone within the dungeon is primal; their bodies are malleable and augmented, and are subject to change at any moment. The thing is they all wear the masks of other species, and maintain the illusion of being a static entity. Choosing primal as your species is basically forgoing the mask and acknowledging the artifice of the system (reflected in their abilities: the body is transient so it’s got -1 to all stats, but being more connected to the entire system allowed for the uncapped skills).
There’s probably also something with the different pet biscuits but I haven’t given that much thought yet.
"We're gonna be talking about the BOOBY! We'll be talking about the WOODCOCK! Do you think that's FUNNY, Butthead? Do you find it AMUSING that we'll be talking about the SWALLOW? Yes, we're also gonna be talking about the DICKCISSEL, the BUSHTIT, the COCK-OF-THE-ROCK, the SHAG... and we will DEFINITELY be spending a LOT of time talking about...GREAT TITS!!"
okay. fine. i have a solution that will make no one happy. let's make pluto a planet. if we launch one tungsten cube per day for 200 years precisely aimed at pluto's surface it will become massive enough to gravitationally clear its orbit of other kuiper belt objects. this will be completely useless and extremely expensive as well as potentially dangerous. and it will destroy the heart
new enemy i came up with called the "false mimic" this is just some guy that hides in chests and bobs the lid up and down like a mimic breathing. he has 1 hp and if you smack the chest he starts begging for his life snot and tears running down his face
grug dont have to change!

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once again, Book 8 spoilers
One of the things that fucks me up in Parade is that Carl only ever says his ‘you will not break me’ mantra once in the whole book. And then after that to Minus?
‘We have been tempered in the fires of hell, and we are now past the point of being broken.’
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hey roaches if you’d come into my office its not big deal really just wanted to say um hey you know there’s like this kinda ‘no touching’ hr policy we all agreed to starting here and I noticed? You were in my blankets? On my thighs???? Yeah well we don’t really appreciate that sort of touching in this workspace so please try to keep some social distancing in place in the future k thanx
at what level of fanfic recursion does a piece stop being fanfic for the original series?
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I should be doing more to appreciate the lack of marvel movies in today's popular culture. I once yearned for marvel movies to have this level of irrelevance. They used to feel almost ozymandian, like an empire that had no beginning and no end. and now tony stark iron man is naught but two vast and trunkless legs of stone.

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Red Rising, from what I’ve read so far, is a series that asks ‘hey, wouldn’t it be fucked up if this happened?’ At every possible moment. More damningly, everyone is blonde at the same time.
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