Lover of Butches

was waiting on an emergency plumber, decided to smoke by my car instead of stare at my fucked up kitchen. he pulled up next to me, leaned out the window and goes "i'm assuming you're the client" like yeah buddy, read that one right

honorary best friend, mike the plumber, has saved the day. "don't worry, i've got pvc couplings you've probably never even seen before." brother, i wasn't aware that was something i could worry about

lets make bad art together

i just realized that i forgot to put the word “make” in the image and i think thats fitting lets bad art together

underrated fantasy thing is when authors want to avoid giving an actual earth year their story takes place so the characters say shit like "back in the Year Of The Skateboarding Dragon" and all the other characters are like ah yes how could we forget the crops were so plentiful the year that dragon did those sweet sweet kickflips

how dare you be funnier than me on my own post

like whoopie goldberg said I don’t want somebody in my house

I had a dream I was playing a Fallout spin-off game called Fallout: Underground that takes place millions of years after the apocalypse instead of hundreds. Humanity is treated as the ancient precursor species to a bunch of sapient mutant animals.

I mean, sapient deathclaws *are* a thing, though that was admittedly experimentation rather than natural.

It proves that it's possible.

The raccoon people are out there...

the spirit is unwilling and the flesh it feels not so good also

happy disability pride month this post was made by someone with chronic pain

anyaustin is an experiment to see if a guy could develop a sense of wonder and appreciation for the world around him without ever going outside

Look I don't really care for AI. I'm scared about the increasing over-reliance on tools like chatgpt and Ai assist that repeatedly give flawed or false information, I reject the promise of AI writers and actors that might infect mainstream art. But like...y'all need to change the way you look at this stuff for real. So much popular anti-AI language is so abstracted from any material reality and human truth, making up slurs for Ai bots like that's a normal thing to do, wantonly accusing artists of using Ai like a witch hunt, and talking about the human element of art supplanted by AI in very Christian terms, calling it "sacred" or coming from the soul. You don't have to like AI, but I really encourage you to examine how you feel about it and what it's been making you say. Cause it's apparently making you say ethnic slurs

Should've known this post would've conjured people defending their right to repurpose real life racist pejoratives to talk about chatbots or whatever. Like is that not crazy to anybody else? That so many white liberals are frothing at the mouth to find a socially acceptable reason to put racial slurs on a t shirt at Spencer's?? I'm not even making this up somebody in the tags saw that shit in person what the fuck are we doing anymore

I’m not the woman I was a few years ago or even a year ago but I still like to hold her hand and remind her she did her best with what she knew

The closing stinger is ART.

kind of weird how parts of your soul are left in various locations without any warning… like yes i’m always at the top of that hill, sitting at the bus stop, in the cool light of the Japanese restaurant, standing at the pier etc etc

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

I am going to actually attempt this. This is exactly the kind of shit I like to do in my spare time. When they evaluated me for autism it involved giving me an IQ test that involved arranging a series of large shapes made up of colored triangles as fast as possible and I did it so fast that the test administrator was visibly shocked. The doctor who diagnosed me told me I must be incredibly smart bc I scored in the 96th percentile of patients who'd taken their IQ test and I was like yuppppp that's me and it's crazy how I've never even thought about the placement of a colored triangle before haha