I think Ilya, as a retired party boy, absolutely loves a wedding because itβs like microdosing a club.
Ilya gets so excited when he and Shane get invited to weddings. He loves coordinating their suits and taking cute pictures outside the venue. Heβs crying during the ceremony and squeezing Shaneβs hand.
At the reception, heβs dancing with toddlers and grandmas. Heβs making a toast. Heβs slow dancing with his husband. Heβs taking shots with the groomsmen and then, again, with the bridesmaids. Heβs dragging Shane to the photo booth and is like βok and now we do a silly oneβ. When it gets late in the night and the dance floor is full, he is bending over in front of Shane to Yeah! by Usher. Then heβs turning Shane around and pulling their hips together and whispering the lyrics to Donβt Stop The Music by Rihanna in his ear. His tie is around his head. He gets lost and is found smoking a cigar with someoneβs uncle.
At the after party, heβs putting his black card down and is covering the entire tab. Theyβre closing the hotel bar down.
And at the end of the night, heβs sliding up to Shane like βso did you bring a date? How about we take this back to my room?β Heβs fucking his husband into the mattress all night and is absolutely calling for a late check out.
