Whatever Forever

gamers who spam through tutorial instructions or skip cutscenes and then complain that the gameplay is frustratingly unintuitive or that the story sucks are equivalent to those online cooking weirdos where they substitute carrots for chocolate and then complain to the author of the article that the recipe is a failure. bestie perhaps look inwards

unfortunately i do think i am in fact doomed forever but at least there’s movies and music and idk probably some other things too

bro just take my fucking job application without a cover letter. we're literally gonna be in a mega economic collapse, you're not gonna fucking read it anyways. do you really need some fucking fanfic about me working at your business?? what the fuck are we even doing right now??

there’s something very wrong with me, it’s called ‘I don’t want to do anything, ever’ and they said it’s chronic