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when people talk shit about mark rothko i get so personally offended omg… you don’t know a damn thing in this whole world

never let the fact that you were born a girl stop you from being the gayest man alive

she punches a hole in the wall every time the cat meows. So far he’s punched 4 holes in the wall this week

The only media I ever watched was amazing digital circus SFM porn and deltarune theories can I write a novel to change the world?

Fresno county just declared June to be “traditional nuclear family month” in a move that I’m sure isn’t targeted at all

a client is a type of hex

just got bottom surgery in the backrooms now i have a non-euclidean pussy

*at the sex shop* do you have a discount for worthless people

beautiful women will be like “i baked a cake” and you will say “oh ? what flavour is it” and they say well its a honey rosewater apricot pistachio cardamom vanilla fig jam earl grey poppyseed orange blossom extra virgin olive oil chiffon sponge soaked in raspberry elderflower champagne lipgloss pomegranate matcha ginger blueberry cherry blossom magnolia petal almond passionfruit persimmon syrup with whipped amalfi lemon limoncello ricotta goats cheese honeycomb black pepper bergamot lemon thyme lemon balm rosemary chantilly whipped cream cream cheese feta cheese italian meringue frosting . like ok. i want to spend the rest of my afternoons walking around inside your beautiful mind like a garden

youre gonna love this bro. its called settings

Forgot to close a parenthesis and now spirits enter me like a waterslide

If you're not 100 years old honestly grow up