wowie!

I just think it’s funny you think anything that isn’t dusted and busted like your grimoire is somehow less authentic, when the reality is you a broke ass wizard who can’t get your coin up! You gotta use hand-me-downs cuz no king wants to make use of your services! Maybe you should dress like this isn’t the third century and ppl would visit your sad lil’ wizard tower. Your grimoire so old I bet that shit got spells to deal with dinosaurs. I got a spell in mine to make wifi anywhere. Oh, and I know you ain’t talking about staffs when you carry around that plywood looking ass shit. You tryna conjure forth a Home Depot employee?

you scroll-stuffing spell stealing nasty little SLUT

Nuh-uh, bitch, try again.

And I’m supposed to listen to you two when you both wear TRAFFIC CONE HATS?? Hate to tell you this buds, but I do think that the plastic hat kinda matches y’all’s plastic fashion taste and y’all’s plastic ass spells.

DO NOT INTERRUPT US

That's just a purple traffic cone

GUCCI be selling $300 bathroom sandals

Hmmm, yes counterpoint:

A mom helping her kids beat a hard level in Super Mario Land, 1990s.

my reasoning for giving xar a turtleneck is that personally giving him a scientist’s lab coat feels a bit too obvious, even though i get why people do it: he’s an inventor! he’s a genius! and i like it and it’s fun and we need to keep dressing xar up. however i give him only the turtleneck not only to separate city seventeam members from science team members, but also specifically because xar is like. yes he’s a genius, but he’s a genius full of hot air. he uses “molecule” and “enzyme” as buzzwords. his one onscreen invention so far doesn’t actually help much. he’s clearly both obsessed with fame (making the news) and spite (stopping gorgon from stealing his patents) so a lot of his association with inventions and ideas is because they’re vanity projects to him.