pikis playhouse

has anyone else noticed that it feels really good to accelerate in a vehicle and really bad, painful even, to hit the brakes

even simply releasing the accelerator is a deeply uncomfortable sensation and should be avoided at all costs

40 is the most natural, most human speed at which to drive through residential areas

what do you mean i didn’t reach out i literally thought about you

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry

has anyone heard the latest za/um news? apparently playtests for zero parades were coming back with a lot of criticism of the prose as lacking some of the je ne sais quoi of disco elysium, so they've been training a homemade AI model primarily on sacred and terrible air for the sake of helping recapture the spark. Reportedly some spy fiction and thrillers such as the Bond canon and the man who was thursday are being incorporated to "help fit the za/um house style more appropriately to the new genre we're excited to explore". Its honestly sickening that instead of properly compensating the people who built their success for them they insist on imitating that work for such artless, capitalistic attempts at making lightning strike twice, to the point of building this amazing digital Kurvitz.

we need to instill a new storytelling rule of thumb into people called "show don't tweet" where we encourage them to put all pertinent canon information into the actual story and its official supplemental material instead of using reddit AMAs as lore dlcs

we need to instill a new storytelling rule of thumb into people called "show don't tweet" where we encourage them to put all pertinent canon information into the actual story and its official supplemental material instead of using reddit AMAs as lore dlcs

sitting every male indie animator and cartoonist and game dev down in a saw-trap-like scenario where the cost of their freedom is designing at least one main female character who doesn't look like she's from the shantae games, and working our way forward from there