minecraft is a game

THE FIGHT AGAINST MEANING CONTINUES

No one tells you that one day you will get older and look around and notice that 95% of ppl who own a dog should not own a dog

i think it's awesome how the single most pleasurable thing a boy can experience (receiving anal) is also generally regarded as the most humiliating and degrading thing that could ever happen to him.

idk if i already posted this one but my favorite Nightreign callout my wife and i have developed is like. okay so some Fort (castle) points of interest will have a giant golem with a commensurately giant greatbow on the roof as the final boss, and the gag with them is that they can straight up shoot and instantly kill you from an improbably long distance away, like a quarter across the map in some cases, even if you've never actually interacted with them yet. so obviously the word we came up with for "instantly being smote by a sniper atop a distant building" is "kirked", as in "woah i almost got kirked there". you can actually hear the arrow coming about half a second beforehand so it's optimal to say "counting or not counting gang violence?" as you panic roll so even if you mistime it and die it's still funny