Pigman Dude

Modern fantasy orc getting upset that people keep using “imperial orc vernacular common”

Headcannon: chara is just a random human child in deltarune and has literally nothing to do with the plot.

Happy soviet dissolution day. Rip bozo you will not be missed

My cat has mommy issues.

the cartographer of the fantasy villain having to make another map of goodlandia because the villain stabbed it with a knife for the 8th time

You know what im changing my nationality for the next 4 years, i am no longer American, i am Californian.

Europe better step their shit up because america is gonna be essentially out of action for 4 years. Please for the love of god actually fund your militaries for once this isn’t a joke.

I hit a jill SStein voter with my car while leaving the polls and i don’t feel bad about it

Being intelligent and being out of your depth are too entirely different things, you can be both at the same time. It’s ok to step back and say “ok im clearly not ready for this” and still be smart.

Manga titles be like: “my sister is an undercover FBI agent sent to stop jhon evil (my secret alter ego) from destroying the world!!??”