kitty cat with a headache

sometimes i like thinking about how a character would react if they were made aware they were a character beloved by thousands of ppl cause aside from the reality-breaking bit i think its really funny to imagine which ones would love it and which ones would have a panic attack and kill themselves by running into a wall repeatedly like a fucked up hamster

the point of fanfiction is to write something so self indulgent that nobody else has thought of it before or cares

Say it with me! Wheelchairs aren’t sad! Mobility aids aren’t sad! Mobility aids are instruments of freedom!

sometimes someone I follow falls victim to severe Character delirium to the point where they stop even saying the character's name and just refer to them by an epithet like some kind of malevolent entity whom they don't wish to accidentally summon, so if the sickness sets in quickly enough and I don't pay close attention for a week I'm just Never going to figure Who this bastard haunting my friend Actually Is. and I'll spend months scrolling my dash occasionally seeing appeals to "that fucking horse" or "my evil grub."

Living with the love of your live is amazing but also sometimes results in you getting roasted in ways that are both deeply personal and painfully accurate

the point of fanfiction is to write something so self indulgent that nobody else has thought of it before or cares

Wdym the creator of Tumblr used nigga in a post whole chest out 😭

Nah somebody fact check this one. No way. That's the guy?

AZ "genderbend" but the only difference is that she goes from an a-cup to a b-cup

Youre a mollusk and something potentially bad or scary gets inside you what do you do. Make a pearl around it. Okay. okay

parental controls on the internet should go the other way around. my mom should not be spending her screen time this way.

hopefully i'll get to do something other than endure soon. that would be really nice