i am covered in crumbs and regret

Handing the Google executive currently chained in my basement a piece of paper that reads "Shall I end your torture?" with one checkbox that reads "No" and another that reads "Maybe later."

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

[Getting so angry it makes my brain disease worse] people sre supposed to be nice..

No I genuinely don't think there's any better wording of the last part

it is funny to hear that wikipedia is apparently losing site visits to AI because let me tell you wikipedia is not losing site visits from me I am all up in that bitch 24/7 I am reading her down like an enemy I am on wikipedia like white on rice

nobody numa numas like they used to

(wistfully) mai-ia-hee... mai-ia- hoo....

I’m chained up in a basement and tortured + bleeding but I’m not an emaciated little twink so no one even cared enough to jack off to it

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

Nearly blocked someone for a vaguely annoying reply they made in 2017 then remembered 2017 was 9 years ago. They will live. We can change *opens their blog* nevermind they got worse. Guards

This was written out in real time btw. I typed out the first half, paused, saved it to my drafts, went back to open their blog, then came back to type the rest