"Follow your stupid fucking dreams." - Dan Avidan

WATCH TILL THE END WATCH TILL THE END WATCH–

WHAT THE FUCK OH MY GOD HOW-

i was thinking ‘oh it’s cool but that’s not that cool :/’ then got fuckin smacked in the face like i deserved

hey people who know astrology shit. ive been having a lot of feeligs lately. any planets i can blame that on.

earth

i like songs that you need to break in, like new shoes

it might not be hitting for you the first few times, but by the 8th listen it’s like, so good

I first reblogged this in January, and here my ass is in March 2020 self-quarantined at home.

Conservatives will talk about “cancel culture” and be okay with this

Yea I want to rearrange your guts but first how was your day? Did you eat?

surgeons before they put you under anesthetic

plot twist they’re hoping you DIDN’T eat

oh this updated version with sound effects is more upsetting than the original i will watch it again

stoppppppp

“Ma'am, I understand you need to empty out your desk, but–”

It has just occurred to me that OP was talking about a breakup.

No wait yours is so much more powerful

me when i eat fruits: i'm so fucking healthy