The Life and Times

i don trust jean valjean cause one minute he’s like “i stole a loaf of bread” and the next he’s like “just for stealing a mouthful of bread” what is it valjean a loaf or a mouthful maybe it was a fucking jewel heist im sorry but until you get your story straight im with javert on this one

If Jurassic World doors still have handles and not knobs after everything that happened in Jurassic Park, every last member of the staff deserves to get eaten, I’m sorry.

you always gotta keep your opponent on their toes. unless your opponent is a ballerina, that is where they are most powerful 

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Alternate Mad Max headcanon; civilization is completely fine, this is just a documentary series about what happens when you run out of gas in the modern day Australian outback.

am australian, can confirm

I love how Enjolras is nice and all to Gavroche in the musical, but in the book he’s like, “What the hell are you doing here you little shit” and Gavroche is just like, “Well what are you doing here you big shit? Gimme a gun.”

#here’s what I want to happen #the Avengers are having some sort of throw down and they are losing #Hawkeye’s doing what he can sniping people from his roof but there’s too many bad guys #but suddenly shots start coming from a different roof right #and it’s enough to turn the tide of the fight #and Clint books it over there to see what’s happening in case this other sniper is a threat #and the other’s are on the ground and then Clint just says through the earpieces #’Hey Cap there’s a one armed bandit up here who says he’s wants to give you some of your stupid back’ #’does that mean something to you’ #’Cap you hear me?’ #but Steve doesn’t hear him #Steve is already sprinting towards that roof (via)

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I AM SCREAMING OH MY GOODNESS

OH MY GOD DO YOU GUYS UNDERSTAND HOW AMAZING THIS IS I HAVE BEEN READING ASTRONOMY BOOKS FOR YEARS AND EVERYTIME THERE’S JUST A PIXELLY BLUR FOR PLUTO NOT ANYMORE. NEVER AGAIN.

Harry: albus severus potter, you were named after the two bravest men I ever knew Ron:……… Ron: I literally sacrificed myself to a giant chess game when I was 11 for you

Yeah, well, so did Hedwig and Dobby. So..

When poets were POETS.

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