Pie-Eating Assbutt

You can tell how someone’s mental health is doing by paying attention to how much emphasis they put on the line “I sometimes wish I’d never been born at all” when they’re singing bohemian rhapsody

“No weapon forged by mortal hands can slay me!” hits you with a rock

Do robots count as mortal? If not you could also use a car

Wait…very few weapons are forged by hand these days. Just use a damn gun

#or one of those-mall swords “No weapon forged by mortal hands can slay me” “This is a 30 dollar wallhanger from the flea market, it’s about as far from forged by hand as it gets” 

People, please remember to download patches and updates for your prophecies and curses. This is what happens when you don’t.

I never thought I’d see a completely unironic Buffy the Vampire Slayer .gif in the Year of Our Lord 2019.

Literally the first thing I thought of was this Buffy episode.

Putting this out into the universe

what a fucking mood