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YOU ARE THE REASON
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Shout out to the three people who purchased my Corestrings print, two of which did so without necessarily knowing what it meant. Thank you guys for liking my niche Deltarune ship. - If you're interested, PM me I have an ungodly amount of these.
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flowery edit
getting characters into world-endingly intense codependent queerplatonic relationships is literally what life is all about. it is literally what we were put here on this earth to do
sheltered poster: Bro is going wild like a gorilla on ketamine!
poster that wants to look darkly chic: its obvious they have no idea what ketamine does.
The lovesick swede: When wiell i find my so sweets honeybee
[video: gianni matragrano, cosplaying as columbo, walks up to a kitchen counter and says: āhi there. uh,ā (loud fumbling for his wallet, opening it to show an id) ālieutenant columbo, LAPD, homicide department.ā
he puts his wallet back. someone uses twitch points to overlay someone throwing a pipebomb onto the screen. gianni says, trying to contain a laugh, āpipebomb.ā the pipebomb explodes. cheering erupts. end alt text.]
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i Need tumblr to know about hooer of everything
ok so for context on the DUMB we have a dedicated queen spam thread and we had this bit where we started writing covers of songs where we made the lyrics about queen because fucking Awesome . someone made one for ruler of everything by tally hall. and then @quicksilversnails actually went and made a queencover of ruler of everything, appropriately titled "hooer of everything" and it's maybe the only thing ever made
Time Pass for you and me
feverly making this shit just because i saw this
thank you Canva for the background
How'd I cut back on caffeine? The usual. Diet, discipline. One thing that helped a lot was that I harnessed the void. I tapped into the little incipient void which sits at the heart of every thinking animal, and I fed it. I hatefully nurtured it with every malicious thought, every unkind impulse, every knee-jerk reaction best discarded, and it gorged on these things it metastasized. It swelled past the confines of my heart and fought for space with with my stomach, my liver, my intestines, winning handily, subsuming each in turn, until I was little more than a man-shaped howling wrathful abyss sheathed in taut, paper-thin human hide, wandering through this fallen world in anticipation of whatever fleeting offense finally catalyzes my inevitable rupture and detonation. And now I'm down to two, maybe three cups a day
characters whose sexuality is "i'm under way too much stress to figure that shit out rn"
character whose gender is "im probably nonbinary but im on a quest so idrc about that rn"
FUCK ME is there anything I can do???
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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round
Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)
Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)
Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)
Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt
āAnd if youāll give me 40% of the MOST POPULAR VOTE, Iāll give you my SPECIAL REWARD... A yearās supply of NON-GLOOBY SLIME!!! Never or BARELY used!!!ā Tenna concluded his speech with a huge smile, jetting his hands up in double peace signs.
The crowd roared in confused enthusiasm as Tenna gave a gracious flurry of low-FPS bows, pausing only for the occasional stink-nose at his audience plants who werenāt throwing enough 3D roses.
Eventually, the room fell silent. It was Senshiās turn to speak.
He puffed out his chest, took a long, sweeping look over the audienceā¦ and shook his head.
āI can see not all of you are eating properly.ā
The crowd murmured with embarrassment.
āI donāt know who needs to hear this, but itās time to take the turkey out of your icebox. I have seen the ingenious technology with which your people store food... and I have also seen the waste which results from such convenience.
āThe food you take had a life. Beasts grew fat on the grass of the field, plants grew from the sunās rays, and mushrooms grew from minerals in the cracks of caves. And yet, it sits in your iceboxes, collecting moisture until it perishes.
āEat what is given to you. Because its life will make you stronger, too.ā
Without another word, Senshi left his podium and stepped away from the stage. The crowd murmured in confusion. āIs he really like that?ā somebody said. āI only remember reblogging the photosets of him tripping and showing ass.ā
--
Back in the Green Room, Tenna wrung his antennas nervously.
āY-y-you think they liked me!? They HAD to!! I mean, I donāt know what Asgore was thinking, getting that weird haircut and running that food waste campaign, butā¦ YOU thought I did good, didnāt you, Kris?ā
Laios nodded aggressively, a streak of blue face paint peeling from his forehead.
āYou did AMAZING, Tenna! By the way, now that weāve seen all your insider campaign secrets, do you have any more videos of Susie? Especially her tail... If I could get a look at that, I could finally tell if sheās a dinosaur or --ā
THWACK. Fake antlers butted Laiosās head.
āLAIOS?? Werenāt we dressed up to help SENSHI???ā Marcille hissed, gesturing awkwardly with her hooves.
Suddenly, Tenna turned to the two adventurers.
āHey, WAIT a second. SOMETHINGās not right here...ā
Laios and Marcille held their breath.
āWhere the heck are my POINTS!?ā
Just then, the door opened. Chilchuck took one step into the room, whistling and holding a large bag.
Everyone turned to him.
Chilchuck paused, took a step backwards, and closed the door.
āCHILCHUCK!!!ā yelled Tenna.
āHow come Chilchuck got to stay Chilchuck!?ā yelled Marcille at the same time.
--
Meanwhile, in outer space somewhere, some guy was making out with a rock.
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dolorem ipsum / "pain itself"
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The Trio!
whoa Charaā¦.didnāt know you read Japanese literature from over a decade from when you fell down the hole in 201Xā¦ The alternate check text for the Royal Guards in Genocide route is a direct quote from page 66 of the translation of Banana Yoshimotoās book āKitchenā and published in Japanese in 1988 and published in English in 1993.Ā The version in the game may have been a slightly different translation. I have no idea why Toby included this quote. Itās not that famous a book or a quote, even the Google books doesnāt have it as one of theĀ āpopular passagesā.Ā You can read it online hereĀ http://docslide.us/documents/kitchen-banana-yoshimoto-5584503f21857.html, let me know if you find any other references in it, I unfortunately have a full reading list of exciting scientific articles to struggle to understand.Ā Ā
