Grill. Me. A. Cheese.

OOHHHHH sopranos like the singers

this website is a goddamn national treasure

This is why if you want people to know your character has long raven-black hair with red streaks and eyes like limpid tears, you need to make sure you say so in your first paragraph. Christ. Imagine someone thinking your character’s a prep.

I love this beyond anything in my life

Jessie and James always get this kind of treatment anyway but it’s fucking priceless that they also came for Ash -AND- Pikachu.

meowth confirmed to have all of team rockets brain cells

I was gonna joke about the team cat being the smart one but then I remembered that he’s a pokemon who learned English through eavesdropping and sheer force of will and is therefore a genius.

He was just like “hmm today I will learn english” and he did

being on tumblr with bad wifi is like seeing a picture captioned “girlboss 🥰🥰🥰” and then you wait for it to load and it’s a 50 year old man

Ok but I'd the second dude like...a vampire? Because my straight ass is bewitched.

Okay but he DOES actually sound very suspiciously like Trevor or Alucard from Castlevania

Sir speaks in cursive

snl won’t be funny tonight because they won’t mention how memes about how a gay angel from the show supernatural went to mega hell after he told a homophobe that he loved him were how thousands if not millions of people found out about the US election results and the news about putin possibly stepping down.

coulda just stopped at snl wont be funny

yeah but where’s the fun in that

A platypus?

PERRY THE PLATYPUS???

so many male characters are held back by the fact that they're not wearing earrings when they so clearly should be wearing earrings

well this was a fucking journey

Hate it when you're wearing "military-esque" clothing like camo pants or combat boots and some old vet asks you if you're from a military family like fuck off papa war crimes I'm appropriating your culture here.

How are you appropriating a vet’s culture??? Aren’t they just like, animal doctors? What do vets have to do with the army?????

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