SadCat

[Video transcript:] Person angrily yelling: “–fucking computers bullshit. It’s fucking sick! It’s not cool anymore! It’s not fun! It’s not fun to be on the fucking computer! They changed everything about it! It used to be so coooool!”

literally saying this every day of my life

Hi Sharks, I'm asking for $250,000 for drugs and alcohol.

"Come here" sounds sexy asf coming from the right person.

i do feel somewhat ruined forever. but it’s okay we stay silly

They really used to play pumped up kicks like it was nothing

dammit i was supposed to fix everything today

Apparently saying “Are you open to feedback?” is not considered a polite thing to say when someone tells you they’re moving in with the partner they met 2 months ago.

“Can’t you just be happy for me?” I don’t do improv acting