they call me "kristof"

guy whos email is mario19 cuz he is 19 years old and when hes 20 he deletes the old mail and resigns up to every service with mario20 and when he gets to mario25 and its in use already he solidifies into a stone statue and stays in stasis for a year

my favorite part of the Elden Ring initial launch was all the Japanese players being extremely confused and posting online asking if there was some kind of fortress or castle in Limgrave that only appeared at night. because they kept seeing messages left by English-speaking players saying "fort. night."

"what do I do if I have theories" will always be the fucking funniest reddit post

talking about autism with a neurotypical be like

dont dudes get tired of jacking off to overwatch characters

Dont the flame drenched warriors of hell get tired of etenernally writhing in bloody senseless combat

You got cum on your face you big disgrace

not what he said!!

We will we will fuck you

Generative AI and the artist discussion is such a distraction from AI’s military and police applications or its role in automating hiring discrimination.