I am human and I need to be loved

The other day I politely returned the question “how are you doing?” at a driver who asked the same of me, and he replied “oh, you know, same soup just reheated” and I can’t stop thinking about that

Your bed is just basically a shelf where you put your body when you are not using it.

Delete this off the internet

Ima count to three and that shit better be deleted

you ever go fuck it and slap your own ass

not in a horny way more like a cowboy slapping his horses hindquarters to jostle it along but in this scenario you are both horse and rider combined into one vaguely stressed and very fast creature

I am a cowboy slapping his horse’s ass and I am the cowboy and I am the horse’s ass and I am a witness watching it

I have always thought about this

When I get my studio apartment I’ll have one for sure

I got my first apartment my junior year of college and bought a full size bunk bed with a desk underneath! It was awesome and it made going to bed way more fun.

NEW FAVORITE POST

#anything can be a ufo if youre bad enough at identifying things

I just had this realization that Kit Kats used to be wrapped in foil and have paper labels and I’m reeling that I remembered this and that I lived through the transition to plastic wrappers.

My mind is actually blown like…I can’t complete I forgot that

Whoa. You conjured memories I didn’t know I even had.

How can your body replicate the feeling of falling from high altitudes in a nightmare if you’ve never fallen like that before?

I don’t know but I don’t like this post.

Your belly button is just your old mouth.

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I was having a good day.  We were all having a good day.