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The Magnanimous Airplane

well, the ears dropped

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

“God’s favorite little darling” as your bio when you’re 30…. It should be “if the lord lets me see another day”

@wolfi-amadeus-mozart

... my pleasure. Wolfgang.

everyday on here it’s like okay well sure

sorry for the nervous breakdown everyone im actuallt fine because i have to be

me when i have 'always hurts disease' and then i fucking hurts

does the body ALWAYS have to keep the score? maybe we could just have a friendly game this time. maybe we can just have fun without putting numbers on it

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs