intertwined!

(shaking) (gasping for breath) (bleeding and dying) i just need to... focus on dan and phil...

dan and phil are like three weeks from opening a podcast story with “so me and phil were fucking” and we’re all just going to take insane psychic damage and instantly die

What if we were two rare MAMMALS that have to DO IT while a DOM looked after us like a PARK RANGER because we’re about to be ENDANGERED

i do think it's really cute seeing them in their house making a tiktok about phil telling us they kissed during pinof and dan spitting his water out like. they know that for us that's WILD to hear them talk about and like i'm sure it also is a little wild for them that they're talking about it too just because, well, they haven't been able to before. but in their little bubble it's like yeah we kissed when we filmed that, we kissed the first day we met, we've kissed thousands of times since. i kissed you this morning after calling you a bitch. i kissed you before setting up the camera to do a spit take when you come out in your cunty sunglasses to tell the audience we kissed during pinof.