Daisy D’umpstaire, formerly Daisy Dumpster

"he’s a fat elf and i don’t like a scrawny bitch. i like them bigger and beefier. he’s also HUNG. and H O W else could he pull hallariel AND sandra lynn if he wasn’t a great fuck? there is literally no other conceivable way the yogurt man with the personality of a depressed mop could get the baddest MILFs in Spyre without having the best dick in town"

Gorgug: Yes, he said in his introduction he enjoys sketching, he likes to bring a sketchbook with him whenever he’s hanging out with the bad kids and will often just sit quietly drawing everyone. He used to hide them but Fig saw them once and hyped him up so much and now he’s the official artist for fig and the sig figs.

Fig: Absolutely cannot draw but that does not stop her from doodling on literally everything (and everyone) if she has a pen in her hand then she is drawing dumb little doodles of her and her friends (mostly of their adventures, sometimes it’s just her and aydas names in a heart)

Kristen: Better at crafts having learnt so many at camp, mostly enjoys messy crafts like tie dye or pottery but is also a pretty good painter. She mostly paints bright abstract things that just make her happy, not worrying too much about meaning just focusing on the way the colours look together and how they make her feel.

Riz: Surprisingly really good at drawing. He gets loads of practice from sketching suspects and, like Gorgug, he didn’t really intend to show anyone but once the Bad Kids found out he was forced into doing group portraits of them all in goofy poses. He secretly loves it but will grouch the whole time about it being a waste of time.

Fabian: He has really dainty hands and does such beautiful calligraphy that everyone assumes he can draw really well… then they play pictionary and it’s absolute chaos. They spend a good 45 minutes teasing him over a car that looks more like a tree and it becomes yet another thing they use to wind him up. Any time they need to draw something for a quest they immediately look at Fabian who in turn get all huffy and refuses to speak to them until they apologise.

Adaine: She wishes she was good at art but she just can’t get the hang of it. Instead she just has shelves full of relaxation colouring books and paint by numbers. Her favourite way to wind down in the evening is to listen to a podcast and do some colouring in. She proudly shows everyone and won’t admit it but it’s a huge part in healing her inner child as her parents would never have allowed her to do something so pointless and potentially messy.

Rewatched fantasy high: Sophmore year and I miss these guys, I hope theyre doing good.

(I know hangman turned back into a motercycle but let me have this big dog boi ok)

Bonus: because