sing, goddess, the anger of Peleus' son Achilleus

@samwilsons-pillowpecs

thinking about how in the 1800s i would've just been able to leave my town, change my appearance and my name, and wander until no one knew who i was

and then i would pretend to be a doctor and sell people fucked up little medicines

This is universal. This comedy transcends time and language.

Hes right

#love how early he removed the knife

I just would like to thank everyone who ever reblogs this so that it somehow ends up back on my dash because I usually need the reminder (especially the drinking water one)

A reminder.

love drinking water while taking a piss every chance i get to remind myself of my status as, ultimately, just a loud little tube with opinions

single btw

oh to wear a knife strapped against my thigh beneath a silk dress

kindness is cool as hell but you have to understand that sometimes being kind means getting angry

& yes that includes being kind to yourself