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I don’t choose ships. They choose me, and then destroy my life.

every time I socialize Im like ok that’s enough for the next 10 days

i love hearing about the declining birth rate like yesss that is a major problem considering our dominant economic model. a problem i plan on contributing to 👍 joining the war on declining birth rates on the side of declining birth rates

i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and im losing sense of time

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

I’d just like to point out the growth in this post has mostly coincided with elon’s public spiral downward and I’d like to think we’re all a small part of that

bro can’t think because he’s just got a rager of a migraine 24/7

yes I would like to give elon musk my menstrual pain. I think he deserves it

Reblog to also give Elon Musk your menstrual pain.

being smart has never stopped me from being a complete fucking idiot

your email has found me on the fucking brink

not normie enough to fit in but not fringe enough to lean into being a freak, worst of both worlds, pure liminality, just the weird coworker, and unrelatable classmate. and your mutual

Alien pulling your sleeve to get your attention: and who is this Cunt you all serve