"Have You Ever Confused A Dream With Life ?"

How r u a grown woman and u still think bush is unhygienic tbh. Like are u dumb as rocks

I miss good old fashioned blogspot blogs. Like I want to stumble upon the diary style writings and digital camera photos of some girl I fall madly into a girl crush with and i eagerly await her heartfelt indepth life updates

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

Yeah sorry I can't come into work today. I accidentally heard Primadonna by Marina formerly of and the Diamonds. So I need the day to be a primadonna girl. Yeah it's going to be the whole day.