Down the Sugar Hole

The fact that this post is controversial on tungle dot hellsite says a lot about the site’s political environment.

Why are customers stupid as fuck

“Does the decaf coffee have caffeine?” What the fuck do you think!

Hi my name is Customer McDumbass and I ordered six frappaccinos, all different, during a rush right before my flight is supposed to board and I’m mad my drinks aren’t done yet!

Um. Decaf has caffeine. Chemically decaffeinated somewhat less so than Swiss water process decaf, but it still has enough to fuck with particularly sensitive people.

I mentioned this in the replies but the customer asked because they wanted the coffee with the MOST caffeine and thought decaf was that. It was genuinely stupid I promise

I have customers walk away with the wrong drink so often because of that constantly. Like ma’am, you ordered a large frap. Does this medium hot cup really seem like it’s the right beverage for you???????

Dude I have people with bones coming out of their body asking me if I think it’s an emergency and if they should go to the hospital or wait till it gets better. Like humans are just plain stupid

WHY CANT I USE MY COUPON TWICE???

B o I

Reblogging for the comic

That “grabbing the obviously wrong drink” thing pissed me off so much when I was a barista. It really made me lose faith in humanity’s intelligence.

Yesterday a woman who ordered a mocha grabbed someone else’s chai, despite names being announced and written on cups, drank half of it, then returned it and yelled at me because it wasn’t her drink. Customers really are that stupid

Oh my gd. SO MANY people just somehow didn’t see the “emergency exit only” and “alarm will sound if you cross this line” signs in front of one door at the Perot that security literally had to turn off the proximity alarms. Also, a favorite of mine: lady got frustrated at the automated ticketing kiosk because she couldn’t figure out what to hit to continue her purchase because “checking out is what you do when you leave, why would I press that.”

OMGGGG @dynastylnoire

Bruh like two weeks ago, I was put in dairy because some asshole didn’t do their job right and dairy was in deep shit. So I was putting up stuff in the cooler and my manager told me what I needed to do for the rest of the day and he left because it was time for him to clock out. Ten minutes later, I hear a door open (I assumed it was one of the doors in the front) and several knocks. Turns out, some customer came into the back where ONLY EMPLOYEES ARE ALLOWED TO BE asking me if I have a certain orange drink in stock. I looked and we didn’t have any. She asked me for my manager but I told her he literally just left for the day. She literally told me: “No, I need to speak to a manager”. Like??? Bitch did you not hear me? I just said he JUST left for the day. It’s just me in dairy until my other coworker comes to clock in. She asked me when we’ll get more juice and I just told her I don’t know because I don’t handle milk truck deliveries. I know she was mad because she was talking about going to talk to the front desk for a manager and she might have to go to the dollar store to see if they have her shitty orangr drink. Bitch I just told you my manager is gone for the day. If I say we don’t have the said product, we don’t have it. Go find your shitty drink somewhere else. I have way too much work I need to do and I can’t just drop shit so I can cater to your need of finding an orange drink you can find somewhere else.

This is hella cute. hahahaha

Lol my wife does this same blushy embarrassed thing when I hit on her like we aren’t already married. It’s the cutest

I’m bout to give you another foot long 😂

All of them tbh

For the culture

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

LMAO YOOOO

Lmfao

LMFAO PLEASE FADA GAWD

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOO SHIT

Niggas always crying over being “Friend Zoned” by a woman like nigga ain’t nothing wrong wit being friends tf? Y’all weird..

Sometimes as a guy you don’t want to be a friend to a girl you absolutely adore and have to see her be all lovey dovey with another guy, fuck that noise, I’m out

She don’t belong to you nigga, grow up.

Also majority of these niggas just sit around, thinking oh she gonna finally see me as the one and never mention how they truly feel and whole time shawty just thinking he is a great friend.

My nigga if she don’t wanna be wit you then that’s it, keep it movin. You are the one putting up a front as a tactic to fuck (because real sit most of the time niggas be upset because they couldn’t fuc not because the couldn’t date). You didn’t have to do that, but you did and now you upset. You don’t even deserve her if you on some shit like this.

He basically admitted he was only trying to be a friend to get with shawty lol

Lol niggas don’t know what they are doing.

If you state your intentions in the beginning and she doesn’t want that then leave her alone. Women don’t owe you a damn thing

^ just because you want someone, doesn’t mean they are obligated to want you or give you a chance.

This was the most wholesome scrolling journey I took today

I havent heard about him in a minute. let’s keep ashton famous.

Y’all hear that train coming?

Chuga chuga chuga chuga CHOO CHOO

🚂🚂🚂🚂

Thaaaat’s incest!

🎶it’s not gay when it’s in a three way. With a honey in the middle there’s some leeway🎶

Jae…. 😂😂😂 Get out of here

😂😂 what I do? what I did?

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A whole mood

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MY CHEST 💀😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

What tf was he trying to do

HE BOUNCED😭😭

Lmaoooo

Guys stoppppp 😭😭😭

I will always reblog this post. It’s so heartwarming.

I live for this

This is the first recording of a Haka I’ve seen that manages to capture even a fraction of the true energy of it. And it’s because there’s so many of them that those boys would have been shaking the ground.

Seeing these boys in their modern uniforms and jackets and backpacks that say NIKE, participating in this ancient ritual, really just drives home what people mean when they say “I am not a costume.” The clothes here are not important. The energy and participation are important.

CULTURE

one thing that really really bugs me about the portrayal of nazis in media is that most of the time they’re not really nazis, just villains that happen to be called nazis. indiana jones doesn’t fight nazis because they’re white supremacists and he stands for equality, he fights them because they want ~*mystical artefacts*~ to rule the world with. same with captain america and like every other portrayal of nazis in media. it completely strips away the actual danger of nazism to just use them as a generic evil enemy

I’d bet this is because of the fact that if you actually start touching on the components of fascism some people start drawing parallels that other people (e.g. the US military, who’ve been very close to the US movie industry for a longass time) REALLY don’t want them to