My Promulgated Stream of Consciousness

And now, for a very dignified classical music recital…

And they did all that in heels.  Let’s see Yo-Yo Ma and his buddies do that….

I bet rehearsals were fun

“you’re being unreasonable…” Bitch like I don’t know it

adulthood is just a never-ending cycle of So You Think You Can Wait Another Day To Do Your Laundry

AND THAT IS THE TEA

THE WAY THEY ALL DO THAT SUCK IN A BREATH THROUGH THE TEETH AND UNFORTUNATE MMM SOUND THE WAY WE DO I’M DYING

As an adult in honestly feeling attacked right now

Helpful checklist if you were never really taught how to upkeep a home (which in my experience, most of us were not)

some days you’re just the squashed nutrigrain bar that exists at the bottom of every purse or bookbag

You’re right no matter what I look like I’m still a snack and people are always grateful when they realize I’m there thank you for the inspiration post

If depression was a musical

This is a bop

I just had a 20 minute conversation explaining to a customer what chicken wings were.

Did you say that they were wings from a chicken? @cheshireinthemiddle

Didnt work

I can imagine the phrase ‘BUT THEY DON’T FLY, HOW CAN THEY HAVE WINGS?!’ being used at least twice

It was worse

Can you please explain in detail how it was worse

This is the most frustrating thing I’ve ever read

This gave me secondhand anxiety

*desire to murder rising*

Why did she use shadow clone jitsu like it was nothing