banging them mfin doldrums

per my last desperate howl at the heavens,

running up the hill to make a deal with god again. anyone need anything

they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives

when lestat de lioncourt and shane hollander close the portal above Montreal

Straight people have access to an extra celebrity called “jelly roll” that the lgbtq can’t perceive

ok everyone time to start laying eggs

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time to start laying eggs, frightening ghoul

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this is how blogging can have a huge impact on the lives of people and ghouls

you love me? thats weird . dont say that. dont say that again . alright now watch me crack every joint in my body

a red string of fate can be a leash. if you're enlightened

actually i don't want to talk about my feelings i'd rather engage in hand to hand combat

"they should be in a healthy relationship with good communication" they should be obsessive freaks who stalk each other and have zero boundaries