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Do y’all ever think that there’s a time whereas Clark/Superman was all and on about courting Bruce/Batman and Bruce/Batman thinks of it as an undercover mission hut in reality, the league purposely set them up in that situation so that all of the endless pining would come to an end.
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“ WHAT THE HELL!” A loud curse can be heard from the living room of the Wayne Manor. Dick who happens to be passing by, heard it.
Dick: Yo? What’s up with you?
Duke: Nothing, it was this stuff that I’m reading. It hasn’t been updated since like idk, early 2010s?
Dick, a nosy man that he is, tries to peek at Duke’s phone. He got a short glimpsed at Duke’s phone and he gasped, eyes twinkling with excitement.
Dick: HOLYSHIT YOU READ ON AO3??
Duke, completely feeling scandalized towards his squealing brother: dUDE TONE YOUR HONK DOWN—wait what did u just say?
Dick: I CANNOT BELIEVE MY EYES, MY LEGACY REALLY DOES A HUGE IMPACT IN THIS FAMILY!
Duke: yOUR WHAT?
Dick, with a massive following on ao3 thanks to his Bruce and Batman centric fanfics(mostly superbat), started it as a coping mechanism when Bruce annoys him at the past but enjoyed it as time goes by: Oh yeah, been reading and writing on ao3 since the dawn of time dude, no need to feel ashamed about it.
Jason, appearing out of the kitchen with a bag of chips on his hands, munching it down: oh yeah, this mf was the root cause of my literary addiction.
Duke: wAIT YOU TOO?
Jason, with 44 bookmarks and atleast 2 orphaned accounts: yeah, been at it since robin days.
Tim, lounging on the couch still tired from looking at his computers way too long: I’m that mf’s beta reader.
Duke: ???????????
Steph, ascending from her room, laptop on her hands, and a ballpen on her lips: TIM CAN YOU PROOF READ THIS?
Tim, not moving from the couch, still laying with his face flat on it and could hardly be heard breathing: wait, lemme catch some sleep.
Cass, on her phone, walking from the front door, giggling as she scrolls through her phone: (signs as she turned her head to look at everyone) hello! (turns to Steph) *signs* do you have any recos for me? I’m about to finish this fic i’m reading.
Steph, beaming with pure enthusiasm and joy: OFC! Yeah wait hold on, lemme look through my bookmarks!
Duke: AM I THE ONLY KNE WHO NEEDS TO BE FILLED IN WITH WHATS HAPPENING HERE?!
Damian, just got back, huffing and is glaring at Jason: SCREW YOU TODD! I JUST FOUND OUT YOU’RE THE ORPHAN ACC WHO DIDN’T FINISHED “CATCH ME I’M FALLING”
Jason: got bored with it kid.
Damian:OH YOU’LL DEFINITELY WISH YOU’RE BACK AT YOUR COFFIN AFTER I PLUNGE MY KATANA AT YOU.
Duke: wAIT YOU WROTE ONE OF THE MOST FAMOUS SUPERBAT FICS IN AO3???WTF?!!
def something he would say
lmfao gurl had this thought that what if Clark was just beginning his internship at the Daily Planet and like before his internship it was already under the Wayne Enterprises and like imagine the scenario with Battinson, running his day with like 1 and a half hour of sleep, hasn’t stepped in the showers and clearly his face was still smudged with a bit of his dark eyeshadow and he just walked in (let’s assume that everybody knew him so they didn’t bat an eye) and like this poor intern Clark didn’t know that the guy he was with at the elevator earlier is THE owner of the whole building and he just assumed it was a random guy.
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Elevator: /full with employees including Clark who’s in his first day/
Bruce, walking in, barely keeping his eyes open, system consists of white blood cells and coffee making him white as s ghost, with clothes that he swore he hasn’t worn but like it was sitting in the cave for like 2 weeks already and an eyeshadow makeup that he completely missed as he fell asleep by the bat computer:
Employees: /walking out because you’d be MAD insane to ride the elevator with THE Bruce Thomas Fucking Wayne/
Clark: /thinks they’re being rude because why would they refuse to ride the elevator just because a guy who looks like he’s one step away from dropping his face flat on the floor decided to go for the lift? And so ofc, he didn’t stepped away and decided to stay in the elevator/
Employees:/ deadass shocked, was gesturing Clark to get tf off of the lift but he just stared at them like they were crazy/
Bruce:/too tired to even notice, can’t even blink his eyes in unison, closed the elevator door with Clark at his side, clutching to his bag./
Bruce: What floor are you? /didn’t even glanced at Clark and yawns/
Clark: Uhm, 18th floor…
Bruce: hmn.
Silence
Bruce: you got any coffee on you?
Clark: (shocked but was quick to answer) oh yes, i think i have a coffee flavored candy here.
Bruce:/just watched as the man in front of him rummages into his stuff to find said candy/
Clark:/hands the candy./ here…
Bruce accepts it absentmindedly, unwraps it and ate it, it took him a while to sa or it but when the coffee flavor kicks in, his eyes opened. Damn, that was strong.
He glanced over the guy beside him, looking at his shoes like it’s the most interesting thing in the world.
Bruce:/goes back to his tired demeanor/ that candy was nice, make sure to save up a few for me next time.
Clark: /speechless was just staring at the man/
Elevator: /ting!
Bruce: oh, that’s my queue. See you around. (Was abt to leave and the elevator door abt to close but his hands stopped it./
Bruce: oh you’re an intern right? Welcome to your first day, show me what you got.( Bruce says as he put on a smirk and then let the door of the elevator close)
Clark: ( shocked, speechless and confused all at the same time)
Later that day he confirmed that it was actually BRUCE FUCKING WAYNE. He wanted to smash his head on the pavement for not knowing. He was so dumb he thinks to himself.
The next time they meet, Bruce was now clad with a simple yet elegant suit, perfectly fitting his body. They saw each other again at the elevator and Clark, who learned from his mistakes was about to get off of the elevator too when Bruce stops him and asks for a coffee candy again.
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“thank you dan mora” we all say in unison
Sunshine and the sunshine protector
Don’t worry, bud, Bruce will get it eventually…
fellas is it gay to memorise your best friends heartbeat so that you always know how he's feeling and where to find him?
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The difference between Snyder’s Superman and Gunn’s Superman is that, Snyder’s superman would get you killed probably even use you as a human shield and then goes off to show his jaw or aura farm or smtg. Gunn’s Superman would literally apologize to any form of living being if he ever accidentally bump into them and not even that much of a bump, would go and be all dusty and maybe a few scraps on his suit and by the end of the day still has that loser aura that somehow gets everybody cooing or peeing their pants for how charming he is
go off selina
give the woman some break damn
A few thrusts and a dream bro🥀
Pats all of them 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
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Can yall imagine when Clark was still pining for Bruce and Batman as both Clark and Superman, he’d be the biggest pick me out there?like bff-pick-me type esp when batman was presenting himself out as bruce wayne? (That man got tons of suitors) and all the interviews from the suitors are all like “Oh i like him, he’s very nice” “Well if I ever settle in with Wayne, honeymoon would be the priority” etc and this just makes Clark mad thinking,
“Oh Bruce, I would never treat you like that🥀”
“Honeymoon? Don’t they know that Bruce would rather spend the free days with the kids at the manor?smh, they only want him for what they envision of him”
*\ queue that one verse from Taylor Swift’s song: You Belong with Me\
“IF YOU COULD SEE THAT I’M THE ONE THAT UNDERSTANDS YOU~” Clark sings, eyes closed and TV remote on both hands, pretending it’s a microphone.
draw Battinson today cuz i love how he looks like a wet black cat always on the verge of tears
