it's mouseposting time baby

(no drinks in) who wants me

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

sweatpants and tanktop is the lingerie of the proletariat

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit

You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh

i'm such yayybait. i'm such yippee!bait. i love to become ensnared in delight

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

casual survey: reblog if you want to kiss a girl right now

little miss auditory processing disorder would like you to repeat what you just said then immediately respond to you before you finish