it's mouseposting time baby

jerking off in your bed at home when youre alone is one of those things that becomes infinitely cooler after the judicious application of estrogen

i think we should get together and throw a t4t lez out partyy where we all makeout and fuck and the sex repulsed tgirls get to play cool video games together while the fucking is happening and also we all end up in a big huge cuddle pile ^w^

reblog this to pet the user you reblogged from please

everything is getting worse and thats why it's SO so important that we have fun and hang out and play and im being serious im being unimaginable amounts of serious

tjey said a 4 year old could never make posts luckily im 5 now

ive never been able to take "climb him like a tree" as a sexual innuendo seriously because i picture climbing a tree in my mind and then i picture a tall man in my mind and when i put those two things together im not seeing anything sexual. im seeing like. circus tricks.

One day ur a suicidal 15 year old and then suddenly you wake up and you're 22 years old and genuinely debating the merits of iceberg vs romaine lettuce in the salad ur making. Life goes on ig

"I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy" You are weak as Fuck boy

getting kicked off love island for just swimming in the pool and not talking to anyone

I hate that “chat” now makes people think of chatgpt. no. I’m asking my imaginary greek chorus twitch audience.

#what the fuck happened here

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

reblog it, because Russia can´t

Thanks Obama 

Wtf

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

I have a piece of tumblr history on my blog now

Domestic silk moth is just being friendly

Now the moth is banned in Russia

…well what the fuck is this

Art.

Old iconic tumblr posts gather gimmick blog comments the way DNA mutations accumulate over time

This is why I love tumblr