diva, that's science

truly so funny how dans seen as all edge and darkness and phils reputation is the sweet innocent cute one when in reality dan howell is a deeply earnest theatre kid who loved winnie the pooh as a child and phill lester lies for fun and used to wish death on other children

sorry but it is just so fucking funny to me that dan and phil were 18 and 22 years old and being sappy gay losers on the internet in 2009 and now they have a mortgage. and by "so fucking funny" i mean im goign to put my head through a wall

Thought it was really cute this episode that it ended up becoming Dan as the doer and Phil as the observer pointing things out and remembering codes so they both had important jobs to do and they spent the whole time complimenting the other person on how well they were doing with their respective jobs like I will never get tired of watching them be the best at working together as a team

the recipe for creating dan howell is taking the sweetest little boy raised by his grandma and winnie the pooh and then you cruelly bully him his entire life while also giving him the lead role in every play he's in. after all that you hand him a webcam and a youtube crush and just watch what happens

WHERE did they find these men? are they friends of theirs? did they go to a talent agency and find some out of work actors? did they go to a gay bar and beg?

watching dan and phil trying to rizz ppl up in this video by saying things like "do you wear ties a lot" and "i wrote a book about depression, it wasn't fun" is very illustrative of how they have gathered an audience of gay women bc i know for a fact those phrases would've killed on sapphic dates