You AGE Miette? You put her body in the cave and ferment her like the wine?
Claire Keane

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RMH
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Jules of Nature
Today's Document
Monterey Bay Aquarium

Janaina Medeiros
hello vonnie
ojovivo
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
almost home

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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

Kiana Khansmith
i don't do bad sauce passes

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You AGE Miette? You put her body in the cave and ferment her like the wine?

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when a toddler is passionately babbling to you about something in their little intense baby voice
Gardien
I’m pretty sure you don’t need to know French in order to understand this comic.
My local garden center had a strict “mask policy enforced by owner’s mother with a garden hose” and the woman really did, and I say this with adoration and aspiring to be like her someday- look like a wizened and moderately sadistic gargoyle perched on her lawn chair with the hose cocked, pressure building behind the nozzle, eagerly awaiting the next asshole.
Help, I’ve fallen down due to the feels produced by this one video and I cannot get up.
I’m rewatching this and the reason I love it because this shows how seeing someone like you can help you exponentially. This little boy, he’s two, and he can’t comprehend a lot of things but he can comprehend that Blake Leeper is like him. That means he is not alone, there is someone like him.
Shit I might cry now
It’s now a felony in Alabama to give trans kids under 20 hrt or affirmative surgery
Teachers and medical professionals will also be required to out trans kids to their parents
Trans kids on hrt and their parents should get out of Alabama as soon as they can, and if you’re a trans kid in that state and you’re not out to your parents, don’t let any teachers or doctors find out
As of March 5th, the bill is not law yet. It has been passed by the Alabama Senate, but it has not been approved by the governor. The article isn’t super clear on how close the House bill is to the Senate bill, either, so the bill may also be delayed while they reach a compromise.
It probably will become law–I don’t particularly trust Kay Ivey, and it could pass with a revote even if she does veto it–but crucially, it isn’t law yet.
Anyone under 20 who is on puberty blockers or HRT and can’t leave Alabama should look into switching their care to an out-of-state facility as soon as possible. EDIT: Trans in the South (link) has a directory of different options for trans-affirming healthcare in southern states. From my understanding, the bill does not make it illegal to possess puberty blockers or HRT that was prescribed out-of-state.

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still not over how much I love this
Posts that would kill a peasant from 1173
one of my favorite things about the expanse is how no one ever knows what the fuck amos is talking about
we stan an incomprehensible king
+bonus role reversal
The last contact in Amos’s contact list 😭😭😭
Cap’n
Boss
Alex
Tonight
Peaches
Doc
My Best Friend
a family can be
a former radical genius space engineer
and her alien-infected quixotic malewife
and their hot killing machine boyfriend
and his mass murdering heiress bff,
with their martian knight in shiny armour
and the literal queen of earth
The Expanse crew in A Guide to Troubled Birds
Bonus
and

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The Expanse - 3x03 || 4x02
The Expanse 5x01
Avasarala: 😠
Amos: 😍
listen, when i go to open my mouth & what comes out is 12 degrees of seperation from what the original topic was, u need to connect the dots bitch. think fast. i’m not gonna hold ur hand but we’re leaving now and visiting every topic along the line. wave it goodbye, don’t get hung up on it
everyone who reblogged this has adhd
So I’ve seen this image floating around on tumblr:
And now all I can think about is Din going clothes shopping for Grogu.
He just rolls up to a market stall super intimidating in full beskar armor, then he plucks Grogu from his satchel and says, “Pick what you want kid.” And the stall owner is watching a small green bean point to stuff and cooing while Din nods approvingly.
And when they finish and head back to the covert, Din abuses his power of Mandalore and demands a meeting just so Grogu can show of his new clothes.
This is canon fight me.
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Fire Lord Zuko passing a law that forbids challenging anyone under the age of majority to Agni Kai
Fire Lord Zuko waiting until the day he reaches the age of majority to pass this law, lest anyone think he is a coward
(No one. Literally no one would have thought that, but it’s generally regarded as a very classy move regardless)
Wait but also, until then, if anyone under the age of majority is challenged
Zuko fights it for them.
Which, especially in more rural towns (where Agni Kais are less of a public event and more of a fast and violent duel) is terrifying because you challenge your neighbor’s kid over a stolen chicken-fish and all of a sudden the Fire Lord is showing up???
But, those few who still challenge those who should be kids learn quickly to regret it.
Okay but this implies that Zuko knows whenever someone challenges a kid to an Agni Kai and is there before the battle takes place.
Firelord Zuko: *wakes up in a cold sweat near midnight*
Firelord Zuko: *running down the palace hallways while still struggling to put in his pants, being chased by his team of bodyguards* I’M GOING TO HING WA ISLAND TO KICK SOMEBODY’S ASS SEE YOU IN A WEEK BITCHES
Random spirit: Why’d you do that to him? Isn’t it kind of a stretch for a mortal to be blessed like that?
Agni himself: I felt like it
@dead-fandom-society @evilkitten3
how dare you leave this gold in the notes
My current employer once said to me, “I get the impression you work to live, not live to work.” Uh, yeah motherfucker.
me after reading this:
A boss once sat me down and said, I swear to fuck, that it was a bad thing that I was interested in leaving work on time. Like he said something like “I’m told that you like going home at the end of the day.”
I asked him what I meant. Like I point blank said “Are you saying I don’t work enough overtime?”
“…no,” he said, since we got in trouble if we worked OT. It was treated as a moral failing on our parts.
“So are you saying I should be working for free?” I asked. This is a trap question. It was a corporate job. Which meant he actually was limited in the shit he could pull.
“….no,” he grudgingly replied.
“So what is the problem?” I asked. And he had to admit that, technically, I had done nothing wrong.
But he tried to guilt me over LIKING TO GO HOME AT THE END OF THE DAY. After each 8-10 hour shift where I was allowed ZERO breaks, despite the law requiring I get a minimum of 15 minutes every 4 hours.
He also got pissed off that I was very open with telling people I had given my notice. I didn’t bad mouth the place. I wasn’t negative. I was just open that, yes, I was moving and had therefor quit.
GEE I FUCKING WONDER WHY I WAS SO EXCITED TO BE LEAVING.
Anyone who’s foolish enough to tell me that working is a privilege I should “live” for ought to be drawn and quartered.
I’m dead serious; people are dropping dead like flies because of overwork.
This is why we NEED labor laws, people.
This is why we NEED labour unions and organized labour.
The audacity of feeling like your employees owe you time you refuse to pay them for…