that pic is my stupid poohead bnnuy

If we were tectonic plates would you grind against me be honest

oh man the painting on this drawing is insa- fuck do you mean #minecraft build

what’s the big deal about being avoidant. like ohhhh im dodging the bullet quick everyone lets mock the bullet dodger

The day u become the bullet after a lifetime of being the bullet dodger the irony will break u

Sub top in a collar and leash. Sub top whimpering and moaning as you suck on her tits. Sub top eagerly grinding against you after you've gotten her to the point of desperation. Sub top holding you close because she is So In Love. Sub top who can't help but to cum when ask her to ever so nicely. Sub top all blissed out with her fist inside of you as she rests her head on your belly because she has to make sure all of that cum stays in there and doesn't it feel just so nice as lube too.

ohh my god but what if there is still time. what if there is still time. hey. there is still time? there is still time. have you heard. there is still time. hi. there is still time. did you know. there is still time.

Charlie Kirk is scheduled to speak at UVU. I have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

IT WASN'T ME I PROMISE

domming is great until you hit a decision fatigue wall likeeeeee i think youre a fucking grownup and you can decide whether to cum or not on your own. be proactive for once

disturbing amount of people being like “you’re a bad domme you don’t deserve to domme” girl ur a bad comedy audience you don’t deserve to heckle get outta here

do you really think im in the middle of sex going “actually you know what? figure it out for yourself.”

A cinematic masterpiece.

I CANNOT stress enough that in the Spy Kids films, Danny Trejo is literally playing his titular character from the Machete movies, who happens to be the kids’ uncle, because the movies have the same director

what this reply misses is that Machete originated *in* Spy Kids. the Machete movies are Spy Kids spinoffs

I think it’s important to make clear that Robert Rodriguez, the director, says that Spy Kids and Machete are alternate universe versions of each other , while Danny Trejo, the actor, says that what happens in Machete is just what he does when he’s not hanging out with the kids

They're actually a Super Evil Corporation, but like, they want to rule the world for generations to come, which requires sustainability (can't rule for generations if the planet dies before the first generation is old,) efficiency (workers are at their most efficient when they have plenty of rest, good pay and benefits, and reasonable work schedule,) and Quality (people will eventually stop buying products if they aren't made with quality and good ingredients.)

as funny as “those are his hooves you bitch” I’m mad that it overshadows that lil wayne really did have socks on in a jacuzzi 

can y'all stop just throwing random words together and expecting us to understand it

you had to be there

Got his ass together in three words

Okay but frog genitalia are internal whereas male rats have among the largest proportionate ballsacks of any animal.

we have to stop moralizing the human condition and start jerking each other off while making out