Ryuko

This the type of shit I put on my calendar then wonder wtf I meant later 😭

reblog this if your blog is a safe space on april fools and won’t have any jumpers, screamers, or anything scary or anxiety inducing

I promise when I trick you into looking at a picture of Fancy, it won’t be scary.

Honestly I don't think I'll even be online that day I fucking hate April Fools people use it as such an easy excuse to be a dick 😭

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

canada a bit to the left

What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?

i cried my ass of laughing

I’m not even from Canada but I approve this change of names

@valentine-villefort

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

MILKY EH, IM CRYINF

FUCK YEAHHH

roses are red, tomatoes are sweet, HE BOOTS TOO BIG FOR HE GOT DAMN FEET

I wish the devil was real so I could date her

Hey

"is this anything?" (I open my palm to show you a pure concept)

i misunderstand and place it in my mouth

crazy how quickly dust accumulates. i should be allowed to put my trinkets on a shelf and not touch them and they remain in perfect condition forever. dont even get me STARTED on the inside of a computer. why do i have to brush your teeth. youre technology.

I haven't brushed my pc's teeth in a while (good ol chronic illness) and I fear whatever horrors I may find lurking within

If you stay up late to hang out with friends I don’t think you should have to be tired in the morning. I think it should be a freebie

this may be my age showing but I am a passionate supporter of wires. earbuds? put a leash on those things. wireless keyboard? no, it needs to hold hands with the computer. the ps5 controller I forgot to charge has the staying power of a wealthy nonagenarian with a much younger wife and 14 life insurance policies, but the controller plugged into my pc? that baby will outlive my bloodline. my ethernet cable is like a son to me.

yesterday i had a nice southern teenager call me "ma'am" and then look at me and go, in a well-meaning tone, "uhhhh, if you go by ma'am. sorry if not." and i had to be like yeah man ma'am is fine. appreciate you being inclusive though. i could almost see the little warning pop up in his UI-- hold up! people with blue hair often have pronouns. are you sure you want to address this individual with a gendered term?