My Jeans Dont Fit

As a college student, currently really hungry with nothing to eat, I understand how hard it can be to get food. Sometimes you really just don’t have the money to eat and when you do, you waste it all on fast food instead of stocking up on cheap things because you’re so tired of Ramen Noodes and canned food you could barf. So, I’ve composed a list of recipes and resources that will fit a college kid’s budget and appetite. Don’t go hungry! <3

Ramen Noodle Recipes:

Ramen Noodle Stir Fry

Sirloin-Snap Pea Stir Fry

Chicken Noodle Soup

Chili Cheese Ramen

Egg Drop Ramen

Spinach and Ramen

Ramen Spaghetti

Ramen Alfredo

Cheesy Ramen Noodles

Mug Meals:

Cheesy Eggs Mug

Cheese and Broccoli Mug

Mac and Cheese in a Mug

Meatloaf in a Mug

Nutella Mug Cake

Cheesecake Mug

Coffee Cup Quiche

Coffee Cup Chilaquiles

Mug Egg Scramble

Microwave Recipes:

Potato Chips

Corn on the cob

Scalloped Potatoes

White Rice

Fried Rice

Baked Potato

Chicken Casserole 

Garlic Chicken

Chicken Soup Casserole

Caramelized Onion Baked Potato

Soft Chicken Tacos

Pancakes

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The umbrella academy

-Philza: eldest of the siblings, adopted and born first. His power is the ability to speak to animals however he is only able to properly use this when talking to crows. His lack of control over his powers lead to the ‘father’ of the household genetically modifying his DNA to give him wings. This also hollowed his bones, hence making him very of balance when he is not in flight. He left age 18 following number 4’s death and many of his siblings resent him for this. He know lives happily with his wife and works as a carpenter.

-Techno: joint second eldest along with his twin Wilbur. Techno’s power allows him to control the flow of his blood, this can be used to enhance his strength and stamina or in extreme situations can mould weapons from cuts in the skin. This ability is rarely used however as it can cause severe blood loss and long term damage. Following 4s death, Techno closed in on himself becoming more angry and cold towards the rest of his siblings. He also left at age 18 and now works as an illegal mercenary. When reuniting with his family, techno started to notice strange voices with seemingly no source.

-Niki: number 3, despite being younger than Wilbur, her power ranks her above him. Niki has pyrokinesis, or a deviation of it, the skin on her fingers is rough and firm allowing her to conjure flames via friction. Her skin is flammable, however she does not burn. She wears thick rubber gloves to protect her hands and stop the fire spreading. Following fours death Niki remained the rock of the family until she also moved out at age 18. She now works in a bakery and has a relatively stable life.

-Wilbur: Wilbur or number 4 is Techno’s twin and Is also dead. Following an accident on a mission Wilbur died from a stab to the chest and gut, promptly severing his family’s somewhat functional connections. His power was kind control, or persuasive speaking. If he makes skin to skin contact with someone he is able to directly control anyone by giving them instructions, it is unknown whether it is possible to break out of this state until Wilbur wants you too. Nowadays Wilbur’s ghost floats around, annoying number 7 and shouting at his twin in hopes one day he will hear him.

-Ranboo: Ranboo is the strangest of the siblings. He’s taller than a small tree and his back bends steeply, his sickly pale skin bleeds in with inky black and his once tawny hair is slowly fading white. Ranboo cannot leave the manor, he won’t fit in. The others do not want to return, Ranboo is very lonely. Number 6 visits sometimes but besides that Ranboo is on his own. He can teleport, usually he has control though he will teleport when startled or surprised. He’s allergic to water and is physically very weak. Ranboo goes into spells which have been dubbed enderwalking where he will sporadically teleport and attack all those in sight. These used to be manageable when number 4 was alive however now there are separate means to control enderwalk. Ranboo has been missing since their fathers death.

-Tubbo-Number 6 Tubbo is the second youngest. He’s reliable, steady and dependable though has a nasty temper when provoked. He has super strength and super durability which whilst benefiting him physically leave him open to surprise attacks as he cannot feel harm. One such example is his burn scar leaving him blind in one eye which was a result of a training accident. Tubbo harbours resentment towards his older siblings for leaving, him taking up the leadership role once number 3 left the academy. Tubbo now works as a junior mechanic.

I just CANT with both him and ranboo yelling "GET THE RAT" and fundys mic just adds even more chaoticness to everything

Oooh!  Yes!  I love kisses.  Kisses are where it all starts ;).

Okay, first, remember that a kiss is much, much more than just lips.  It is lips, but also tongues, teeth, eyes, faces, hands, noses, bodies, heartbeats,  breath, voice- and most importantly, a kiss is emotions.  A kiss without emotion is just wet mushy lips stuck together.  Ew.  Gross.  The most important part of a kiss isn’t the how, but the who- because of the emotions between the two people.

Okay so:

lips- Lips can slide, glide over each other smoothly, or they can be chapped and rough and dry and get stuck on each other.  They can match, top-to-top and bottom-to-bottom, or they can overlap, with one person’s top or bottom lip captured between the other person’s lips (yummy).  If there is lipstick or chapstick there is lipstick or chapstick flavor, otherwise, lips don’t have a taste (can you taste yours?).  Lips also can smack- the sound of two of them coming together or pulling apart, because they’re wet and warm and soft.

tongue- Tongues are always wet, and always warm.  They’re very versatile.  They can trace over lips, teeth, or another tongue.  They can be smooth and graceful or teasing and flicking.  When tongues are involved, there is drool.  It’s only sexy when you like the person you’re kissing, or else it’s kinda gross. :P

teeth- teeth can clack together awkwardly, or teeth can bite down sensually.  A person biting their own lip is cute, a person biting another’s lips is sexy.  A person biting gently is sensual, a person biting roughly is sexual.

eyes- Eyes can be wide open with surprise, half-lidded with desire, fully closed with pleasure.  Eyes can gaze lovingly, lustfully, wistfully, hungrily, seductively- it all depends upon the emotions of your characters.  Have them do whatever you like, but don’t leave them out- give them at least a mention!

faces- Faces are what the lips are attached to.  Noses bump, cheeks flush, ears turn red, foreheads either wrinkle or relax.  Kisses can leave lips, quite easily, and become kisses on chins, cheeks, noses, foreheads, ears, necks, throats.  Kisses on noses or foreheads are cute and adorable, kisses on cheeks are sweet, kisses on chins, ears, and throats are very sexual.  And a kiss on the lips can be all of those! <3

hands- Hands are super-important.  In order to describe a kiss, usually you want to also describe the hands.  Where are they?  Does one character have their hand behind the other’s head or back, holding them close?  Are they on someone’s shoulders pulling them near, or pushing them away?  Fingers brushing someone’s cheek or palms grabbing someone’s ass convey two very different kinds of situations, even if the kiss itself is exactly the same.

noses- Noses are annoying.  They easily get in the way, especially for first kisses!  People have to tilt their head to one side or the other, and if they don’t, noses bump.  I’d only mention noses if a kiss is supposed to be awkward or uncertain or nervous.

bodies- bodies are either close together, or far away.  Someone can be surrounded comfortingly by someone’s arms, or terrifyingly trapped by them.  Bodies are warm or hot, they are calm or nervous, relaxed or tense.  Body language says a lot.  Is your character pulling away, or moving closer?

heartbeat- Hearts can beat fast or slow, and that’s about all they can do- but there are lots of reasons why they do!  A heart can beat fast with fear or excitement or nervousness; a heart can pound with lust or race with terror or sing with joy.  Hearts can glow, cower, or shatter.  When you really want to drive the emotions of a character home, mention the heart.

breath- To me, the most consuming part of a kiss is the breath.  The air that someone else has just breathed going deep into your lungs is very intimate.  Lips and tongues don’t have a taste, but breath does.  Each person’s breath tastes different, smells different, and surrounds a person differently than anyone else’s breath.  Breath can be warm and sweet, breath can be hot and sexy, breath can be hot and frightening.  It is something that is very present and should not be left out.  A lot of writers leave breath out.  And it’s so important; it’s the most intimate part of a kiss.  Someone else is breathing into your lungs, and it’s either heaven or it’s hell.

voice- Voice conveys much, even without words.  A voice can groan, whimper, gasp, moan, catch, whine, scream, sigh.  Voice can convey emotion powerfully, and while some kisses are silent, usually they’re not.

emotion-  Emotion is the most important- and the thing you try not to say.  You want to describe it, through all of the things above, so that it’s perfectly clear what your characters are feeling, without you ever using the “feelings words”.  If they’re in love, their bodies will lean close, their eyes will smile, their voices will giggle softly.  If they’re nervous, their palms will sweat, their noses will bump, their voices will shudder.  If they’re afraid, their muscles will be tense, their faces will grimace, their lips will not open.  Emotion is the color that you keep inside your mind as you write; it’s the base line that drives the description behind everything else you say.

Wow, that was a lot!  Gosh I hope it wasn’t too much!  Keep in mind not every kiss has all these things- this is just a list of things to consider when writing a kiss, and based on how long of a kiss you want to make.  Keep in mind that typing “they kissed for a long time”…that’s six words, it takes half a second to read, so that’s a short kiss!  If you want a long kiss, you need long sentences that make the reader linger.

DO YOU LOVE THE COLOR OF THE SKY, MR MINECRAFT?

Aka me bullshitting Phil’s wings and outfits + everyone’s anatomy.

I would like all of you to know that he definitely drops Techno and maybe Tommy.

Chloé Zhao, who just won an Oscar for best director, writes fanfiction.

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Dream SMP, but the Antarctic empire never fall. 

Technoblade, Philza and Wilbur could appear one day and conquest a part of the server (where was L’Manberg) in the name of the Antarctic Empire. Dream Team could try to reconquer, but they could fail. That’s basically the plot, I don’t really know how it could play out, maybe Tommy and Dream could work together to get their land back or fight, probably fight. 

What I know is that Niki could become a very important figure as the baker, and could gain a lot of power. 

Oh yeah, Fundy couldn’t exist, because the soft boy didn’t fall in love with a salmon. 

(Sally a Ceasg, still, here.)

Sally fell in love with the feather and, with her powers, gave life to the feather, but this had some fur of fox (since the skin Wilbur is wearing in his right arm is a fox) appearing a little fox. 

Foxes usually eat salmons, so Sally got scared and threw the fox into the forest. 

(This is the reason why in the “normal” dsmp I draw Fundy wearing a fox mask)

I love my not dead trans son.

He survived in the forest until Niki found him and took him under her care.  

Look at me and my Greek Mythology logic–

Also, I will tell you a thing that it probably will play out in the Au, The angels of death as crows they had some hatred towards foxes for histories as the fox, the crow and the cheese.